A selection of my very favourite corny cat jokes!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why don’t cat’s play poker in the jungle?
Too many Cheetahs.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
What cat purrs more than any other cat?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
.What’s furry, meows and has eight legs?
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Because she wanted to be a first aid kit.
What do you call a cat in a Range Rover?
What’s the only animal smarter than a talking cat?
A Spelling Bee.