A selection of my very favourite corny cat jokes!


What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.


Why don’t cat’s play poker in the jungle?

Too many Cheetahs.


What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimew


Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens!


What cat purrs more than any other cat?

A Purr-sian.


What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A Carrot


.What’s furry, meows and has eight legs?

An Octo-puss


Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first aid kit.


What do you call a cat in a Range Rover?

A Car-Pet.


What’s the only animal smarter than a talking cat?

A Spelling Bee.